John Sebelius, 23, has the backing of his mother and father … Sebelius spokeswoman Nicole Corcoran said both parents “are very proud of their son John’s creativity and talent...Yes, only someone with strong links to Kansas would dream up something that stupid.  And only someone who winds up to win two terms as Chief Executive of Stupid, Inc. would be proud of such a thing and their spawn that created it ...The site describes, “Don’t Drop the Soap” as a game “Where no one playing enters through the front door!” ...“Fight your way through 6 different exciting locations in hopes of being granted parole,” the site says. “Escape prison riots in The Yard, slip glass into a mob boss’ lasagna in the Cafeteria, steal painkillers from the nurse’s desk in the Infirmary, avoid being cornered by the Aryans in the Shower Room, fight off Latin Kings in Gang War, and try not to smoke your entire stash in The Hole...The game includes five tokens representing a bag of cocaine, a handgun and three characters: wheelchair-using ‘Wheelz,” muscle-flexing “Anferny” and business suit-clad “Sal ‘the Butcher.”

And that's not the best part...

"John Sebelius is selling the game on his Internet site for $34.99, plus packaging, shipping and handling. The contact information on the Web site lists the address of the governor’s mansion"

Kansas Governor Kathleen Sebelius is of course, on the Board of Advisors for the Freedom's Frontier National Heritage Area.

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