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An Un Re-Constructed View on the News and Politics from a Missouri Reb in the tradition of Jim Wolfe's "A Man about Missouri" 04-14-65
Man I just noticed something disturbing. These two guys look ALOT alike!
Senator Craig Former New Yawwwk Mayor Rudy Guiliani
Now that one on the left, well you know who he is. He's the one that got caught trying to play footsy and waiving "howdy neighbor" with his left hand in a bathroom stall at the Minneappolis, Minn. airport.
Craig has said that he just had a wide stance, and that he was using his right hand, to pick up a piece of paper. (Maybe it was the business card he was trying to hand the undercover dectective).
Just another Republican pervert, trolling around somewhere filthy , looking for something filthy to do.
Now that one on the right, well he's Rudy Guiliani former mayor of New York. After 9-11 the media deemed him "America's Mayor". I like to call him "America's Imploding Mayor", since his Emergency headquarters were located in WTC-7, and that building imploded even though it was never hit by any airplanes, but that's another story.
The obvious point to be made is that Guiliani, at least in the picture, looks quite a bit shorter than that bathroom trolling Craig. Yeah I know that, but he still has that same fiendish pervert grin as Craig, and that ain't all folks.
Guilani supports Gay marriage. According to the November 24, 2006 addition of Southern Voice Magazine, his beliefs are right on par with Hillary Clinton's!
" Could 2008 be the year of pro-gay moderates battling for the White House?
Some political observers are predicting just such a scenario, as Democratic and Republican centrists surge in early presidential polls.
Leading contenders on both sides, such as Sen. Hillary Clinton (D-N.Y.) and former New York Mayor Rudy Giuliani (R), support civil unions and expanding other rights for gay Americans."
There's something else funny about that Rudy fellow. He grins the biggest when he's hanging around (or on) men...
Or, when he's dressing like, (or acting like) women...
Yeah that's really him. Hell, maybe Craig and Rudy already "know" each other. I can see it now, ole Craig text messaging Rudy.
"Hey Rudy. Wanna meet me at Minneappolis? I've reserved stall number one for us. You know the one by the wall, more privacy! Meet me Saturday 3:00 sharp. But take it from me, leave your business cards at home, I don't think that picking up paper bit will work twice. Love Larry.
P.S.
Wear the dress and the fur wrap that you used in The Chorus Line play"
I can just imagine "Rudy's" response...
"You had me at the words stall #1 Larry"
But hey, Craig got a 100% rating from the American Family Association, which in 2003 rated Senators on:
"Year: 2003
Issue: Family and Children Issues
Website: http://www.afa.net
Email:
American Family Association
Post Office Drawer 2440
Tupelo, MS 38803
Phone: 662-844-5036
Fax: 662-842-7798
"The American Family Association exists to motivate and equip citizens to change the culture to reflect Biblical truth."
The following ratings indicate the degree that each elected official supported the interests of the organization in that year...
| ID | U.S. Senate | Sr | Larry E. Craig | Republican | 100" |
So if Larry Craig supported the interest of the American Family Association, then I guess the AFA must have been a bunch of real "homos" in 2003.
This just in... I have learned that in an effort to "reach out" to new voters, the Republican Party has adopted a new symbol that better represents the Spirit of Diversity...
I have also heard that they are going to change their name from The Grand Old Party, to the Gay Old Party before the 2008 elections.
What a bunch of Freaks.
Clint, Missouri Bushwhacker
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