Adios Muchachos!

The Drudge Report is reporting that Alberto Gonzales has resigned as Attorney General of the United States. So I guess you could say that Alberto "VO5" can now be called Alberto VO "Bye".

Gonzales was a member of the radical Mexican supremacist group, La Raza. The good news is that the days are now gone when La Raza can claim they have the power of virtual veto in the White House.

As would be expected in a corrupt administration, Gonzales was as greasy as the gel he puts in his hair.

Best known for his involvement in the Valerie Plame case as well as tricking a very incapacitated Attorney General John Ashcroft to sign a controversial (unconstitutional) wire tapping authorization.

But before any one gets too excited, don't. Drudge is also reporting that a likely replacement for Gonzales is current Homeland Security Director Michael Chertoff. I don't even want to know who they've got lined up for his job.

Clint, Missouri Bushwhacker

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